peep

i am sitting on cuttlefish.

eating, yes, it is eating me. it is eating me backside up. -squelches- first you take the cuttlefish. then you choo hard. then you put it in your mouth. then you mix it with saliva. and becomes a think gooey gum. then you hold between your ears, and use your thumb and index finger to pull the gum and stretch it as far as your nose can go. then you put it back in your mouth, wash your tongue with it.

die with happiness!
-burps in stupidity-

isn't that happy? isn't that marvellous? hohoho.
-digs nose furiously-
i didn't dig my nose! i merely put cuttlefish dear into my mouth!
uhwerebwuaihaylar.

i will push a book into my cuttlefish and it will die. then i will eat the book.
-swings cuttlefish loudly-
it is loud! can you hear it?

fish niece. dao me enough?
-hops stupidly onto head-
-claps nose stupidly-
ARPHGYGHQUIAARH
(that was the typist's interpretation of mito's burp)

warff.
-peels stupid cuttlefish-
i will choke out my lungs soon.