head banging

you mean, vigorous head banging. im baking my head. BEATING LA! with salt and yeast! -stares into a small vial stupidly- now my potion is yellowish green, you know. i choose it as an - ah - ointment. i will use it for...i don't kn0w. ill try it out on various pieces of myself. wheres my stirring stick? ah, there it is. not clean, you know. must wash. ok, off to the toilet to

powder my nose

quick enough not? not powder my armpit lah! it is to wash my stirring stick. -stirs stupidly- stupid, not stupid!

-steps on the typists watch-
[that was seriously stupid, anyway.]

-pokes stick into brain-
ding dee ding! feels good. my brain is off now. -smears- -sniffs- -smears again in stupidity- -bounces off cupboard stupidly- i encounter a slight burning feeling. AIYA. that is because i drank a bit of citronella, ah. mixx! i will try to make a... potion to... speed up healing! and. another to...

-pauses stupidly, thinking stupidly-
and another bowl Too Too Too!

nevermind lah. i will try to think up another potion that i will drink.