yoo?

yoo? inking to create a new one?
-breathes happily-
noooooo! that's not what i said! start again! start again!

ok.
-stares stupidly at toes-
-fiddles stupidly with toes-
-shuffles around room stupidly-

aah! i need to buy a fish before i start anything. bleah lah.
no! i said. i need to prepaaaaaaaare a speech. spich! before i say anything.

-shows off stupid hippo keychain-
i don't know how to play this game. it's rather daft.
i'm not showing off!
i know how to play this game!
you want to play with me?
just simply press this lever and the green hippo will try its best to bite the small balls...
anyhow press anyhow press!
-fiddles-
then i don't care if the hippos cry or the balls break...
eeks.
-sniggers wildly-
eeeeee-yerh. aiya, go back to sewing. end, i don't want to say any more. bye bye. kolia masu da lah bah blug pffftft...
-blob of saliva appears on typist's hand-
it is the ancient mito language of Nevermine. no, it's not nevermine! it's the same meaning as au revoir. cancel the in! cancel the in, i say! if you don't know french, too bad. -sticks small tongue out-

(humph, says the typist. tu es tres uppity. tu es un pest. haha. et je n'aime pas ton langue. c'est stupide.)

-wanders off, muttering and humming-

you need to listen! i'm startin to twip, ahm loosin my greep and... I AM NOT STUPID!