rough toes

my toe is rough. like sand. i am sand! i am rough. my hair grows in loops. when i wake up every day, i pick out the loops and scrape off the dandruff. -scrapes head stupidly- that is correct! i have dandruff. you may call me dandruff. like happy tree friends, you know? YEAH.

anyone knows how to defeat the chia clown in neopets? and voldemort in harry potter and the philosopher's stone? i tried grabbing his face but then ah, he killed me! so evil know.

-sniggers happily- jay chou is stupid because my sister likes playing his music. no matter how dumb jay chou is, seeelvarster is dumba. like the elephant! i am not dumb! i am not dung! sylvester and me, we're not dungy friends. -rubs teeth with thumb stupidly-

i cry every day at three o' clock.

nopetsno

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY. I AM GREAT.

i am a germ

one: Willkomen in meinem Shop!! Ich wünsche euch viel Spaß beim Kaufen!!
two: Willkommen in meinen Shop! Hier gibt es die besten Sachen und günstig sind sie auch! also kauft soviel wie ihr könnt ^^
three: Herzlich Willkommen!! Diese Gilde ist für Hello Kitty & Pucca Fans! Ich hoffe ihr werdet in dieser Gilde viel Spaß haben
four: euch an und postet ^^
five: Wen findet ihr besser?

	Hello Kitty
	Pucca
	Finde beide gleich gut!

peep

i am sitting on cuttlefish.

eating, yes, it is eating me. it is eating me backside up. -squelches- first you take the cuttlefish. then you choo hard. then you put it in your mouth. then you mix it with saliva. and becomes a think gooey gum. then you hold between your ears, and use your thumb and index finger to pull the gum and stretch it as far as your nose can go. then you put it back in your mouth, wash your tongue with it.

die with happiness!
-burps in stupidity-

isn't that happy? isn't that marvellous? hohoho.
-digs nose furiously-
i didn't dig my nose! i merely put cuttlefish dear into my mouth!
uhwerebwuaihaylar.

i will push a book into my cuttlefish and it will die. then i will eat the book.
-swings cuttlefish loudly-
it is loud! can you hear it?

fish niece. dao me enough?
-hops stupidly onto head-
-claps nose stupidly-
ARPHGYGHQUIAARH
(that was the typist's interpretation of mito's burp)

warff.
-peels stupid cuttlefish-
i will choke out my lungs soon.