weoh! highpitched whistling ogling fann wong

uh?
-looks threatened, shakes head vigorously-
nothing nothing!
-gazes back at television with an expression of utmost trauma-


I resolve that I mustn’t take them home to twiddle or to carry out Were-Rabbitto Experimentation, which violates the United Nations’ code for the treatment of prisoners of war anyway. I will eat, think about, and play with these noble creatures, affixing upon each head a special personalized Fair TradeTM toupee crafted (not in sweatshops, mind!) by artisans in developing nations.