wombat on da raaaaadio

my head is drooping: i think that 50 cent looks a lot like a shining teddy bear. especially the eye. so small! so glittery! can put in my box and keep and press and put in freezer.

-yells in small and horrid manner-

• i am small. sometimes i cannot be seen
  
• i am pointy
• i like my head
• i like starting stupid mosquito farms on my head by creating wells with my fingernails
  
• i will polish you if you come too near me
• i dislike things that cannot be polished.
• i dislike being mrs tweedy
• i eat sheeken every day
• i sing stupidly; mostly i rap 50 cent songs like wanksta and disco inferno.
  

-fans everyone-