jeudi, décembre 27, 2007

weoh! highpitched whistling ogling fann wong

uh?
-looks threatened, shakes head vigorously-
nothing nothing!
-gazes back at television with an expression of utmost trauma-


I resolve that I mustn’t take them home to twiddle or to carry out Were-Rabbitto Experimentation, which violates the United Nations’ code for the treatment of prisoners of war anyway. I will eat, think about, and play with these noble creatures, affixing upon each head a special personalized Fair TradeTM toupee crafted (not in sweatshops, mind!) by artisans in developing nations.

hitting my lap while doing my science holiday homewerke

Eh! Oh! No no no, I know we must be good to the environment, don’t spot me now. Egg is what I’ve learned, and warn me is the difficulties I’ve faced. Oh! Don’t do that, don’t do that, or I sit upon your green spotty person and howl ERASE! ERASE! In the general direction of your forehead, in addition to accusing your friends of all being boiled frogs.

HITS HEAD ON SHOULD