no-one will go there!

where?

into the furry depths of existence. scratching the base of one furry stalk of a neck, with claws made of sakura-tree twigs.

scowl at u

firtively using RGPS mandarin foolscap to inscribe silli chemistry

FURRY

weoh! highpitched whistling ogling fann wong

uh?
-looks threatened, shakes head vigorously-
nothing nothing!
-gazes back at television with an expression of utmost trauma-


I resolve that I mustn’t take them home to twiddle or to carry out Were-Rabbitto Experimentation, which violates the United Nations’ code for the treatment of prisoners of war anyway. I will eat, think about, and play with these noble creatures, affixing upon each head a special personalized Fair TradeTM toupee crafted (not in sweatshops, mind!) by artisans in developing nations.

hitting my lap while doing my science holiday homewerke

Eh! Oh! No no no, I know we must be good to the environment, don’t spot me now. Egg is what I’ve learned, and warn me is the difficulties I’ve faced. Oh! Don’t do that, don’t do that, or I sit upon your green spotty person and howl ERASE! ERASE! In the general direction of your forehead, in addition to accusing your friends of all being boiled frogs.

HITS HEAD ON SHOULD

ack-hem! HMM HMM

-sniggers to self loudly-

you know it's hard out here for a pimp
(y'ain't knowin)

i shall dance behind your head and make scary shadows

ALLO?
eh hem, hello. hi.
sorry the phone is a bit weird. yes. HELLO! allo..ha?

basketball practice what happened?
did KO do anything, you know,...
AH? you had a new haircut?
by now your hair eh very long.
nyeh
wait until they see necky, last time


are you going?
MITTI STOP RECORDING

-hides in storeroom-

-is bon jovi-

-flips mane of gold nutella-
HAVE ANICE DAAAAAAAAAAAY

wombat on da raaaaadio

my head is drooping: i think that 50 cent looks a lot like a shining teddy bear. especially the eye. so small! so glittery! can put in my box and keep and press and put in freezer.

-yells in small and horrid manner-

• i am small. sometimes i cannot be seen
  
• i am pointy
• i like my head
• i like starting stupid mosquito farms on my head by creating wells with my fingernails
  
• i will polish you if you come too near me
• i dislike things that cannot be polished.
• i dislike being mrs tweedy
• i eat sheeken every day
• i sing stupidly; mostly i rap 50 cent songs like wanksta and disco inferno.
  

-fans everyone-

i belong together

i lied to my furry self
cos it's my bladder
when you left i press a part of me
humpbacked baby cos i belong together

aw baby baby we blibber together

i can't sleep
when you're off to the mines
baby wombats / Woh Makk on the radio
sizzling i twiddle
if you think you're bony now
osteo's too deep, too deep
i'm dull
flabby face on the radio
i only tingting you,
but is breaking my mudhut