i sound like lab

allo ah. eh hem. aiyoh, somebody talking. it is karen wen.
hit! hot! nevermind.
i am a hay, going to play Harry Potter to learn gnomic ways, this is to increase my gnomishness.
yes, knee. the, ah, Question of D Day, is.

how do gnomes reproduce?
must be eggs. they must lay them in horklump shrubs and SNIFF no, because of their point in head, then it grows in the ground, they are my muddipotaytoes. like sam gamgee, he said POH TAY TOH. to gollum, because gollum is a gnome-in-waiting, soon he will lose his brain and become a small gnome.

hukhukhuk!

gollum is a very stupid gnome. a very violent one. he bangs his head on peacock feather to try to open his head. on peacock feathers

GNNEEHH

i am going to a quiet corner. ow ow ow. he ruined our potato field.