Tunic

-paces around room stupidly-

Ee-um. Today I would like to introduce you to one of my best poems.

-scratches head stupidly-

Well, the only one of my poems. It's pretty..and evil. For witches.

I will begin.

Eye of newt
Tail of rat
Stir it/dem round
Make it DAT!-points at you-

-smacks forehead-

I bet you're all gasping...and gawping!

Well. I'm going to - STREAM soon - so - so. I won't be writing many entries. Cries happily. Do you know who bettered in exams? Invented. Do you know who invented exams? Bettered.

OK, it beeeeeeeecomes!

-COUGH! COUGH!-

typist: --;;

A POEM!

-sniggers wildly-

OK. The end. Curtains close. Bye bye. Next entry to be after exams. Which might be. Long. Time.