tunic and the tunic

Greetings-elf here! May I take a message to your ear? Or whoever person you want to send to. But then I'm not I'm not an elf, I'm just so long ago...la la...OW!

Use a car is it? Whose account is this? Don't write rubbish lah. Peebit.

A: Tunic!
B: Yes.
A: Just testing.
B: Got green pen? Need to do corrections. -giggles stupidly-
B: -Turns back to computer- NO.
A: Pebutt.

*curtain closes*